NON BMX NEWS

Stop your crying you pig. Well in case you haven't heard, Britney's vagina is all over the internet. Here are my thoughts:

+: Cleanly shaven. The less hair the better when it comes to fuggholes if you ask me.

+: No obvious sores or blemishes. The odds of her having genital warts or herpes are now at least somewhat decreased.

-: C section scar. YECH. That thing is huge! It's almost like a second vagina. Plus, given the kinds of dudes she's been hanging around I'd say there is like a 50/50 chance that some K-Fed is going to slice that thing back open and have his way with it.

-: It's a vagina. No matter how warm, wet or fun they can be, when you take them out of their natural role as a penis stimulant you have to face up to what they are: a big smelly pile of flesh used to urinate, bleed and occasionally push out 9 pound blocks of bone, tissue and muscle.

It's been said that this might have been photoshopped but I doubt it. Moving on:

Anyone who knows what I think of hip hop knows that I think The Game is a little bit fruity ( despite the fact that he dropped one of the best albums of the year ). I, on the other hand, think Nas is usually the shit. Well they got together and did a song which will appear on Nas' next album and it's pretty much as good as it gets in rap these days. Click here to download.

The new Clipse album, Hell Hath No Fury ( buy it here ) is out as of today. Go out and support those VA boys because they just dropped one of the best albums in a long, long time. I'm not sure if I agree with XXL giving the album an XXL rating since there are a few slip ups in my opinion, but it's still off the hook.

Paul Wall wants everyone to stop saying "Nigger". Paul Wall, as a white man, is not allowed to say that word in the first place so it's pretty obvious to me that he's just trying to ruin everyone else's good time. That's like me sending out a press release stating my opposition to parties that I'm not invited to.

At the risk of turning this blog into a racial hotbed, this is really, really, really funny.

I oppose the government trying to make it harder for people to jerk off in public libraries. Aren't we at war or something? There are better things to be doing with your time, librarians.

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