THE MYSTERY OF THE SEAN BURNS PORN

Earlier today I was looking at my friend, Vibeke's Myspace and I was like "WTF, why is Sean Burns' bike in one of her pictures?



She does porn for Burning Angel and that's where the picture is from, but it still didn't explain why his bike was in the photo, so I asked her how that happened:

Why are you doing porno shoots with Sean Burns' bike?

It wasn't a porno shoot and I don't know who Sean Burn is.

Thats his bike that's all i know.

Does he have blonde hair?

He has long hair. I dunno.

He lives with my friend Sarah and I was doing a girl on girl shoot with her. And then afterwards he asked if we would take a couple shots with his bike for a BMX site b/c he thought we were hot.

Makes sense. Did you bang him?

No haha. He saw me put a dildo in me. But he watched our shoot.

What else did you do in the porno? Did you put a jackolantern in your butthole?

No. That was about as hardcore as it got.

A football?

What is he like famous or something?

He's pretty well known.

That's pretty funny seeing as he didn't even have money for cigarettes and kept bumming them off me.

Yeah I don't think he makes a lot of money from riding, if any.

Well in any case he lives across the street from me and I am looking at his building right now haha.

You should bang him.

I didn't get that vibe from him though he did try to give me a free t-shirt and hang out.

MYSTERY SOLVED.